Dog Party

Sure. Put your dog in a fairy costume. Maybe dress your pup like Indiana Bonez. But never, ever, put your dog in pajamas. I’m sure the family that owns this dog has a house full of wood floors, and this poor animal had to learn how to slide around the house instead of walk. That’s one thing i never understood. Dogs in jackets, sweaters, etc. They already have a fur coat. This pupster is now double-warm, in a house where they probably have ten fireplaces going at the same time.

Wizard of Paws. This pupster has nothing less than fear in its eyes. It is a sad day for this dog. Innocence lost.

I feel like this is the answer to the age old question: are dogs and babies really that different? The answer is no. At first glance, this could easily be a dumbfounded cocker spaniel getting ready to play with his new orange ball. However, after further inspection, it is apparently a baby who’s parents aren’t afraid of lowering their child’s self worth. Great costume, Mom and Dad! Something tells me its not Halloween!

A stupid dog in a top hat and tuxedo.

This dog looks pretty chill. Most likely over fed. Remember, dogs don’t have eating problems, we just feed them until they get nice and fat. If we ate them that would be useful. Dog for dinner, anyone?

I don’t know what to say about this picture.

A classic “Santa Paws.” This golden retriever may have a home for the holidays, but it is a home full of emotional abuse and humiliation. Santa hats will make your dog look like it has down syndrome.

This is a sad excuse for an animal.